All of time and space... Where do you want to start?

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

cake-full-of-fist:

captain-raptor:

bookishbutcorruptible:

tacoderps:

mamakarkat:

i think this person is a wizard

when you don’t compete in the olympics because you want it to be fair

I don’t think Aang is the last airbender.

i’m in love with how the “flip at your own risk” sign pans in dramatically and he does fifty flips in midair right in front of it and sticks the landing pose like “go fuck yourself i do what i want”

all the awards for that comment

cake-full-of-fist:

captain-raptor:

bookishbutcorruptible:

tacoderps:

mamakarkat:

i think this person is a wizard

when you don’t compete in the olympics because you want it to be fair

I don’t think Aang is the last airbender.

i’m in love with how the “flip at your own risk” sign pans in dramatically and he does fifty flips in midair right in front of it and sticks the landing pose like “go fuck yourself i do what i want”

all the awards for that comment

king-of-roses:

tamorapierce:

Life is so ironic, particularly when you’re ironing Teabaggers.

Birth control helps to control births! What a shocker!

guilty-bodies:

a-boy-with-a-guitar:

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.


Why do you all assume guys are pro rape?

oh my fucking god shut up. She never said y’all are pro rape, but have you ever been to a high school or middle school? Boys are making rape jokes whenever they can and they think it’s hilarious but whenever a girl says she’s on her period y’all get uncomfortable. We understand that all men aren’t this way but she is talking about the ones who are. Chill.

guilty-bodies:

a-boy-with-a-guitar:

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

Why do you all assume guys are pro rape?

oh my fucking god shut up. She never said y’all are pro rape, but have you ever been to a high school or middle school? Boys are making rape jokes whenever they can and they think it’s hilarious but whenever a girl says she’s on her period y’all get uncomfortable. We understand that all men aren’t this way but she is talking about the ones who are. Chill.

I will bruise your lips,
and scar your knees
and love you too hard.

I will destroy you
in the most beautiful way possible.

And when I leave,
you will finally understand,
why storms are named after people.


- M.K., Katrina (via finegoodsandfinefolks)
themattyhealy:

spookee-skeleton:

Spooky scary skeletons having a good time

WELCOME TO THE WILD RIDE FUCKBOY SHIT BOY

themattyhealy:

spookee-skeleton:

Spooky scary skeletons having a good time

WELCOME TO THE WILD RIDE FUCKBOY SHIT BOY

madeofpatterns:

slashmarks:

beedibix:

living400lbs:

I think somebody had fun with this wall. 

#jareth put physics back where you found it or so help me

this is a nice wall. I like this wall.

!!!!!!!!!!!

madeofpatterns:

slashmarks:

beedibix:

living400lbs:

I think somebody had fun with this wall. 

this is a nice wall. I like this wall.

!!!!!!!!!!!

dimetrodons:

mitzi—may:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

this is my favorite gif set.

londonphile:

For

http://now-here-this.timeout.com/2014/09/30/like-our-benedict-cumberbatch-cover-youll-love-our-gif-from-the-shoot/ (via @TimeOutLondon)

maegalcarwenraven:

Here is what to do with some old, broken terracotta pots!

Sherlock: YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH?
Moriarty: YEAH
Sherlock: DUDE ME TOO
Moriarty: OH MY GOD
*HIGH FIVE*
*Theme music plays*
fuckyeahseanastin:

So much win in this!
Nathan Fillion, Sean Astin and Alan Tudyk battle with light sabers at the Wizard World St. Louis Comic Con!

fuckyeahseanastin:

So much win in this!

Nathan Fillion, Sean Astin and Alan Tudyk battle with light sabers at the Wizard World St. Louis Comic Con!