I’m gonna scream
*logs in to tumblr*
Toothless seemed an appropriate name for this little dude
My favorite BioShock 2 review
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging”
So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you!
Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up
Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.